Storage & Instructions
Flower
Cannabis flower can have a shelf-stable life for up to a year if cured and stored properly. The key is to keep it cool, dark, dry, clean, and glassy. Let’s break this down a little bit:
Cartridges
Vape carts should be stored in a cool, dark spot to preserve potency and flavor. If possible, keep the cartridge upright and not on its side, to help prevent any possible leakage. We’ve rarely had an issue like this, but better safe than sorry!
Edibles
Gummies
All of our gummies are shelf-stable, which means they can be left out at room temperature without any melting. We recommend refrigerating if in a warm climate or keeping longer than two weeks.
All of our gummies are shelf-stable, which means they can be left out at room temperature without any melting. We recommend refrigerating if in a warm climate or keeping longer than two weeks.
Caramels
Keep refrigerated for up to 6 months. For a softer caramel, take out of the fridge 30 minutes before consuming.
Keep refrigerated for up to 6 months. For a softer caramel, take out of the fridge 30 minutes before consuming.
Classic / Mini Derps / S'mores Cookies
Keep refrigerated for up to a week or store in the freezer for up to 3 months. Microwave for 15 - 30 seconds before consuming for ultimate enjoyment.
Keep refrigerated for up to a week or store in the freezer for up to 3 months. Microwave for 15 - 30 seconds before consuming for ultimate enjoyment.
Ready-to-Bake Classic / Mini Derps
Store Ready-to-Bakes in freezer.
1. Preheat oven to 350* F
2. Take out of freezer and bake for 16-18 minutes (for Classic Derps) or 12-14 mins (for Mini Derps), until golden-brown around the edges.
3. Enjoy your freshly baked Derp! 😋
Store Ready-to-Bakes in freezer.
1. Preheat oven to 350* F
2. Take out of freezer and bake for 16-18 minutes (for Classic Derps) or 12-14 mins (for Mini Derps), until golden-brown around the edges.
3. Enjoy your freshly baked Derp! 😋
Big Bitchin’ Brownie
Store in the freezer for up to 3 months. Microwave for 15-30 seconds before consuming for ultimate enjoyment.
Store in the freezer for up to 3 months. Microwave for 15-30 seconds before consuming for ultimate enjoyment.
Strawberry Blossom / Blueberry Blob Cookies
Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 1 week after purchasing. If keeping longer, store in the freezer for up to 3 months.
Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 1 week after purchasing. If keeping longer, store in the freezer for up to 3 months.
Jammin’ Derp Bar
Keep refrigerated for up to 1 month. Microwave for 15-30 seconds before consuming for ultimate enjoyment.
Keep refrigerated for up to 1 month. Microwave for 15-30 seconds before consuming for ultimate enjoyment.
Oreo Cake Balls / Pumpkin Pie Truffles / Vane's Buzzing Bonbons
Keep refrigerated for up to a week. Store in the freezer for up to 3 months. If storing in the freezer, we recommend moving Oreo Cake Balls / Pumpkin Pie Truffles to the refrigerator 30-60 minutes before consuming to soften.
Keep refrigerated for up to a week. Store in the freezer for up to 3 months. If storing in the freezer, we recommend moving Oreo Cake Balls / Pumpkin Pie Truffles to the refrigerator 30-60 minutes before consuming to soften.
Prerolls
There’s a few methods to keeping your preroll fresh and tasty - the primary factor here is making sure your joint doesn’t dry out. Ground up flower = major opportunities for the flower to dry out.
A great option if you have several prerolls you’re saving for later. Much like flower, a Bovéda pack can go a long way in preserving your preroll.
This is what the Derps recommend for all you budding connoisseurs out there 😉. This is great option if you have several prerolls you’re saving for later. Much like flower, a Bovéda pack can go a long way in preserving your prerolls.
This is what all District Derp® preroll gifts come packaged in. They are airtight and a great solution if you’re looking to take your joints on the go. This isn’t the best option if you’re looking for long-term storage, as you’re unable to control the moisture levels in the tube, but will definitely do the trick for at least a week.
This is how the Derps do it and is the best way to ensure your prerolls are fresh.