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The sketchy situations marijuana buyers often find themselves in inspired them to build a business that emphasizes customer safety and experience.... District Derp takes pride in its quality control and concern for the customer.
Beyond the meticulous amount of detail and thought put into the paintings by Sudo, both Hayes and Licata are heavily focused on transparency in their THC products, from quality control to customer service.
With a customer-centric approach, District Derp is breaking the stigma surrounding the cannabis services in their area by anchoring their brand to stringent quality control procedures delivered through on-site testing.
Licata and Hayes make all of their edibles from scratch and by hand in order to standardize the dosing, testing, and quality control. From Caramel Bites to Oreo Cake Balls, their edibles have received rave reviews for their consistency, taste, and dosage.
District Derp is the only I-71 vendor you should spend your time with. Between their superb product, excellent customer service and genuine brand image, District Derp cannot and will not disappoint.
Fueled by those negative delivery experiences and their desire to treat their anxiety naturally, the pair combined a shared interest in the science of cannabis, Anais’ passion for baking, and Sudo’s new artistic talent to create District Derp.
Now, a pair of entrepreneurs have finally figured out what the people really want: to receive their free gift of cannabis by purchasing a painting made by an adorable Alaskan Klee Kai called Sudo.
District Derp has taken preventative measures—its delivery people now use gloves when handling cash and don’t shake hands with clients, it regularly cleans its work surfaces and vehicles, and it’s making no-contact deliveries possible.
Because District Derp markets itself as an art gallery “first and foremost,” the couple said as a non-essential business, they chose to adhere to Bowser’s order while engaging with customers on social media.