About Our Cartridges

Our 1mL cartridge gifts are made with high-quality, high-potency cannabis whole flower distillate; meticulously lab-tested (i.e. potency, heavy metals, and pesticides) and combined with cannabis-derived terpenes to ensure the highest safety standards as well as rich aroma and flavor.  The distillate is produced using industry leading cold ethanol extraction.  As for the hardware, our cartridges are 510-threaded and we use CCell® vape cartridges with a polycarbonate housing, ceramic cores, and food and medical-grade hardware, ensuring a great experience till the last drop.

Acapulco Gold - 1mL
Sativa

It might not yet quite be summer, but with a touch of sun and a hit of Acapulco Gold, you’ll certainly get somewhere good! Its tantalizing tropical flavor is complimented by a mellow sweetness. Acapulco Gold is a rare sativa marijuana strain known to produce an energetic and cerebral high leaving most feeling like they have the creative energy to take on the day. This strain carries an aroma that has been described as burnt toffee.

Green Crack - 1mL
Sativa

Green Crack is a beguiling blend of high-powered Sativa derived from Skunk #1 and an Afghani landrace. This strain has tropical overtones that have been compared to the flavor of fresh mango accompanied by floral notes. Green Crack helps to provide you with both a mental and physical boost of energy throughout the day, which makes it an excellent choice for Wake and Bake aficionados.

Space Dawg - 1mL
Indica

Get ready for a derpy ride past the clouds, the moon, and into space with this Indica strain. Space Dawg is a potent cross between Super Snow Dog and Space Queen strains. This strain has a strong earthy aroma that is toned down with notes of sweet fruit. The flavor is just like fruit candy with the right amount of citrusy sourness. After your first toke, you immediately feel a powerful and uplifting head high that slowly fades into an intense body melt and couch-lock. Space Dawg is the perfect strain for a deep and peaceful sleep.

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About Our Flower

Our singular focus is on maintaining the integrity and quality of our cannabis flower gifts. Our craft cannabis is organically cultivated by local master growers using both cutting edge technologies and traditional hydroponic farming techniques. We do this to maximize each strain’s potential and enhance its effects, terpene profile, and physical characteristics. Making it onto the Gift Guide requires more than just a pretty face though — safety is sexy, so every strain is tested for heavy metals, pesticides, and potency, using our in-house top-of-the-line testing equipment. By combining a small-scale cultivation approach and a rigorous focus on safety, District Derp® carries only superior-quality, top-shelf flower that you’ll be proud to share.

Kush Mints
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Is it possible to have an indica-leaning strain that also gives you potent cerebral stimulation and a full body high without leaving you glued to your couch? It might sound like a myth but it does exist. Introducing Kush Mints #11. This strain is known as an “all-day indica” which essentially means that you get all of the benefits of a full-body high with lots of cerebral stimulation with none of the couch-lock. It is a florally strain with notes of fresh mint and a little hoppy with notes of black pepper.

Purple Sugar Cookies
Balanced Hybrid

This strain glistens with crystal trichomes and produces a nostril-pleasing aroma of brown sugar, vanilla and berries. The sweet sugary vanilla flavor with a buttery coffee flavored exhale just makes this smoking experience that much better. Purple Sugar Cookies is an evenly balanced hybrid made from a three-way cross of Crystal Gayle, Blue Hawaiian and Sensi Star. The Purple Sugar Cookie high is just as addicting as the flavor, with full-bodied effects that are great for ending a long and stressful day.. The high starts with a euphoric lift that will leave you feeling happy and relaxed without any change in energy. As this high builds and builds, you'll start to fall into a sleepy sedative state that often ends in a nice long nap.

Sour Gelato
Balanced Hybrid

Sour Gelato, also known as Larry Bird or Gelato #33 is a positive-mood-inducing, clear-headed, and energetic high that can also be relaxing with the right dosage. This is a cross between Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. This citrusy, grape and earthy strain often elicits hunger so make sure you have some yummy food close by.

Strawberry Tommy Shelby
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Named after a character on the TV show, ‘Peaky Blinders’, Tommy Shelby is an extremely rare strain. On first glance you are drawn in by the milky white trichomes that cover these vibrant green and purple nugs. As they burn, they release strong aromas of diesel fuel and musk activating euphoric happiness. This strain is ideal for veteran smokers who are looking for absolute relaxation on a nice spring day!

Tropicana Cookies
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies is a sativa dominant hybrid created through a cross of the infamous Girl Scout Cookies and Tangie strains. Like a cup of OJ to help tackle your day, this bright bud packs a super delicious citrusy flavor with a slightly sweet baked good exhale. The aroma is of earthy pine and sour spice with a heavy orange overtone that turns slightly pungent as the nugs are burned. The Tropicana Cookies high is just as eye-opening as the flavor, with long-lasting effects that will get you up off the couch and moving in no time at all. You'll feel an energetic onset at the start of the high, filling both mind and body with tingly happiness and a sense of creative motivation. A touch of relaxation comes next, leaving your physical state calm while your mind soars higher and higher into the stratosphere.

White Truffle
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

White Truffle is an indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain that is a phenotype of the Gorilla Butter strain. The buds are a vibrant green, dusted by frosty white trichomes and dark brown stigma (hairs). This strain produces a quick-hitting head high that will clear your mind of worry and send you into a state of euphoria. In a short while, the effects can be felt throughout your body, leaving you in a relaxing tingly trance. This strain is best when enjoyed after a long day of work or during the evening hours to relax and unwind. Its savory and earthy flavor profile is accompanied by a skunky aroma with a hint of citrus.

Zerbert
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Zerbert is a hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Blue Sherbet X Zkittlez strains. We love this one because of its flavor – sweet and sour blueberry candy dancing across your tongue with each toke. Its aroma is composed of notes of berries and citrus with just a hint of earthiness. This strain is more relaxing in nature, ideal for a lazy night when you want to kick back and enjoy some tunes or binge your favorite show on Netflix (we totally suggest Ozark). Subtly building, slowly working its way through your mind with expansive euphoria, this high eases away any negative or racing thoughts and replaces them with unfocused happiness. A light tingly body high comes next, leaving you relaxed with some moderate munchies.

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About Our Edibles

Not your roommate’s brownies! Our edible gifts are here to shake things up and take your tastebuds to the next level.  Here at District Derp®, we are adding some serious oomph to some beloved classics, as well as whippin’ up the next generation of elevated delights. Made with only lab-tested infusions and artisanal ingredients, these hand-crafted treats are made with the chocolate–, caramel–, cookie–, canna-connoisseur in mind. Each piece is thoughtfully & precisely dosed, so you can say sayonara to the guessing game and hello to peace of mind! With the Roaring 20’s 2.0 well under way, it’s high-time for edibles that are just as decadent and dependable as the Samantha Jones we know and love 😏✨

Edibles

Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (65 mg THC)
(65 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Derp Caramel Bites - 6 Caramels (60 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / caramel)

Goat’s milk caramels infused with a bit of honey and sprinkled with fleur de sel. This balances toffeed sweetness with the bright acidity of fresh goat's milk. An absolutely delectable choice. ** Limited to three per order. **

Classic S'mores Cookie - 1 Cookie (65 mg THC)
(65 mg THC / cookie)

Your favorite, now with a campout twist! A graham cracker cookie packed with dark chocolate-chunks and topped with a toasted marshmallow. Sprinkled with graham cracker crumbs and fleur de sel, this is the ultimate way to elevate your adventures, both indoor and out! ** Limited to three per order. **

Vane's Buzzing Bonbons - 6 Bonbons (60 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / caramel)

Brazil's national chocolate truffle with a District Derp twist. Infused with fresh coffee, these delightful and decadent confections will have you buzzing all day. Encased in a caramelized white chocolate shell, these bonbons are creamy, rich, and ready to devour. ** Limited to three per order. **

Rainbow Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (65 mg THC)
(5 mg THC / gummy)

Why choose when you can have it all? Gourmet, hand-made gummy bears with edible glitter in a round-up of our favorite flavors. Includes Strawberry Apple, Blue Raspberry, Sour Watermelon, Sour Berry Punch, and Peach. **Limited to three per order.**

Mini Edibles

Mini S'mores Cookie - 1 Cookie (20 mg THC)
(20 mg THC / cookie)

Your favorite, now with a campout twist! A graham cracker cookie packed with dark chocolate-chunks and topped with a toasted marshmallow. Sprinkled with graham cracker crumbs and fleur de sel, this is the ultimate way to elevate your adventures, both indoor and out! ** Limited to three per order. **

Ready-to-Bake Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (20 mg THC)
(20 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite mini, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (20 mg THC)
(20 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Premium Edibles

Berry Blossom Cookies - 9 Cookies (90 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / cookie)

Beautiful and buttery, these strawberry and blueberry spritz cookies are to die for. They melt in your mouth and take what used to be a traditional Christmas cookie and added some serious flair and spring vibes. Bet ya' can't have just one! These light, small cookies are great for those looking for some flexibility in their dosing. **Limit of two per order**

Big Bitchin' Brownie (90 mg THC)
(90 mg THC / brownie)

Your favorite childhood treat with a District Derp® twist. With a perfectly crackly crust, we call it the "Goldilocks brownie" because it's not too cakey and not too fudgy - it's juuuust right. With pulverized chocolate chunks, you just can't get enough. Truly irresistible. ** Limited to two per order **

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About Our Prerolls

So fun, we couldn’t gift just one! To ensure an exceptional canna-experience every time, our strain-specific 1 gram prerolls are crafted using our own raw, organically grown, unrefined hemp paper and are machine packed with our premium flower to ensure even burn and optimal airflow.  We use buds only and our materials go through an extensive sifting process, so no stems or shake here! Pair a pack with a DD Clipper® lighter to complete your toke-to-go kit!

Black Cherry Gelato
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Aroused, hungry, and relaxed – the words that best describe how you’ll feel while and after you enjoy this incredible strain. Made by crossing Acai with Black Cherry Funk, this indica-dominant hybrid has buds that smell creamy, gassy, and all around funky. The high starts with a subtle boost of the spirits and your mind filled with a lifted sense that eases away any negative or racing thoughts. Then you head into a blissful and hazy state, that leaves your body a touch tingly, totally relaxed, and just a hair couch-locked.

Carbon Fiber
Indica

Just like its namesake, Carbon Fiber is a versatile strain that can give your afternoon a boost or help you blast off to the moon. This indica-dominant hybrid is the result of crossing three standout strains: Cookies & Cream, Grape Pie, and Biscotti; this lineage comes together to create one deliciously, complex toke. With a sweet and creamy aroma that translates to an equally sweet flavor, your taste buds are in for a serious treat. Carbon Fiber is an excellent choice for the late afternoon, as just one hit will leave you feeling relaxed and ready to enjoy the present moment. A few more hits will showcase Carbon Fiber’s true power though, as time slows and reality becomes a bit more surreal, settling one into a truly spacy state – be prepared to melt into your seat and allow your mind to wander the universe. We recommend starting slow and enjoying the ride 🚀

Lemon Cherry Gelato
Balanced Hybrid

The Derp’s favorite preroll yet! From Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies hail Cherry Lemon Gelato. This superb cultivar combines amazing overtones of fresh fruity aromas with a particularly creamy quality about them that will knock your District Derp socks off 🧦 Its dark, moss-green color is hidden beneath a thicket of milky white trichomes. You’ll feel relaxed all over, immediately. Negative moods are no match for even a bit of Lemon Cherry Gelato 🍋🍒, as racing thoughts calm to reveal a sense of peace. Long workdays easily give way to the giggles on Lemon Cherry Gelato. It’s not uncommon to feel happy, cerebral, couch-locked, and distracted for hours on end. This phenotype is a breath of creamy cookies, a blast of high gassy goodness, and a deep citrus fruit profile, all cherry tropical and woody earth. If you want a relaxing night at home, you need a strain that promotes full-body relaxation with a full but unchallenging flavor 😁

Sour Gelato
Balanced Hybrid

Sour Gelato, also known as Larry Bird or Gelato #33 is a positive-mood-inducing, clear-headed, and energetic high that can also be relaxing with the right dosage. This is a cross between Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. This citrusy, grape and earthy strain often elicits hunger so make sure you have some yummy food close by.

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