About Our Cartridges

Our 1mL cartridge gifts are made with high-quality, high-potency cannabis whole flower distillate; meticulously lab-tested (i.e. potency, heavy metals, and pesticides) and combined with cannabis-derived terpenes to ensure the highest safety standards as well as rich aroma and flavor.  The distillate is produced using industry leading cold ethanol extraction.  As for the hardware, our cartridges are 510-threaded and we use CCell® vape cartridges with a polycarbonate housing, ceramic cores, and food and medical-grade hardware, ensuring a great experience till the last drop.

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About Our Flower

Our singular focus is on maintaining the integrity and quality of our cannabis flower gifts. Our craft cannabis is organically cultivated by local master growers using both cutting edge technologies and traditional hydroponic farming techniques. We do this to maximize each strain’s potential and enhance its effects, terpene profile, and physical characteristics. Making it onto the Gift Guide requires more than just a pretty face though — safety is sexy, so every strain is tested for heavy metals, pesticides, and potency, using our in-house top-of-the-line testing equipment. By combining a small-scale cultivation approach and a rigorous focus on safety, District Derp® carries only superior-quality, top-shelf flower that you’ll be proud to share.

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About Our Edibles

Not your roommate’s brownies! Our edible gifts are here to shake things up and take your tastebuds to the next level.  Here at District Derp®, we are adding some serious oomph to some beloved classics, as well as whippin’ up the next generation of elevated delights. Made with only lab-tested infusions and artisanal ingredients, these hand-crafted treats are made with the chocolate–, caramel–, cookie–, canna-connoisseur in mind. Each piece is thoughtfully & precisely dosed, so you can say sayonara to the guessing game and hello to peace of mind! With the Roaring 20’s 2.0 well under way, it’s high-time for edibles that are just as decadent and dependable as the Samantha Jones we know and love 😏✨

Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (65 mg THC)
(65 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (65 mg THC)
(65 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Edibles

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Premium Edibles

Big Bitchin' Brownie (90 mg THC)
(90 mg THC / brownie)

Your favorite childhood treat with a District Derp® twist. With a perfectly crackly crust, we call it the "Goldilocks brownie" because it's not too cakey and not too fudgy - it's juuuust right. With pulverized chocolate chunks, you just can't get enough. Truly irresistible. ** Limited to two per order **

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About Our Prerolls

So fun, we couldn’t gift just one! To ensure an exceptional canna-experience every time, our strain-specific 1 gram prerolls are crafted using our own raw, organically grown, unrefined hemp paper and are machine packed with our premium flower to ensure even burn and optimal airflow.  We use buds only and our materials go through an extensive sifting process, so no stems or shake here! Pair a pack with a DD Clipper® lighter to complete your toke-to-go kit!

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