About Our Cartridges

Our 1mL cartridge gifts are made with high-quality, high-potency cannabis whole flower distillate; meticulously lab-tested (i.e. potency, heavy metals, and pesticides) and combined with cannabis-derived terpenes to ensure the highest safety standards as well as rich aroma and flavor.  The distillate is produced using industry leading cold ethanol extraction.  As for the hardware, our cartridges are 510-threaded and we use CCell® vape cartridges with a polycarbonate housing, ceramic cores, and food and medical-grade hardware, ensuring a great experience till the last drop.

Blue Haze - 1mL
Indica

Also known as Blueberry Haze, this indica-dominant hybrid was created through a delicious cross of Blueberry and Super Silver Haze. Feelings of euphoria, and cerebral stimulation are common, as are bouts of creativity. Smoking too much at once could lead to overwhelming psychedelic effects and feelings of paranoia. It is an ideal choice for those who are suffering from stress and anxiety, chronic pain, and migraine headaches. In small doses, this can be smoked at any time of the day, but wait till the evening before you start chiefing.

Gorilla Glue - 1mL
Balanced Hybrid

This is a cross between Chem’s Sister and Chocolate Diesel. This heavy-hitting hybrid will sweep you off your feet in a state of euphoria before leaving you “glued” to the couch. GG4 shares a lot of Chocolate Diesel’s attributes, like its notes of, obviously chocolate, but also of coffee, and a bit of diesel.

Jack Herer - 1mL
Sativa

Jack Herer, is a sativa-dominant strain that has gained as much renown as its namesake, the cannabis activist and author of “The Emperor Wears No Clothes”. It was created by combining a Haze hybrid with a Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk. It has a spicy, earthy and piney nose and flavor. This strain will leave you blissed out, clear-headed, and ready to create something awesome.

Peach OG - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

No need to go to Georgia to get your hands on these peaches! A rare indica-dominant strain, Peach OG is likely a cross between OG Kush and an unknown strain that will provide you with the sweet relief from chronic pain and symptoms of depression. With one hit, you’ll taste the sweet peach flavor this strain is known for. Many describe its effects as starting with a strong cerebral high that settles into a stress-releasing body high, with an overall feeling of happiness and relaxation. These effects tend to be mellow, making Peach OG a great pick for novices and experienced tokers alike.

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About Our Flower

Our singular focus is on maintaining the integrity and quality of our cannabis flower gifts. Our craft cannabis is organically cultivated by local master growers using both cutting edge technologies and traditional hydroponic farming techniques. We do this to maximize each strain’s potential and enhance its effects, terpene profile, and physical characteristics. Making it onto the Gift Guide requires more than just a pretty face though — safety is sexy, so every strain is tested for heavy metals, pesticides, and potency, using our in-house top-of-the-line testing equipment. By combining a small-scale cultivation approach and a rigorous focus on safety, District Derp® carries only superior-quality, top-shelf flower that you’ll be proud to share.

Zkittles
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Zkittlez is indica-dominant but don’t let that fool you. It is known for its ability to both relax the body while stimulating the mind, bringing on uplifted inspiration. It is super fruit forward and It improves mood, while simultaneously relieving tension in the muscles and joints. This one is known to help reduce stress, pain, depression, and even fatigue while also stimulating the appetite.

Gelato Mints
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Also known as “Gelato Mintz”, this Indica-dominant hybrid combines the flavors of fruity citrus, mints and vanilla. It’s known for its deeply stimulating effects, which keep you relaxed and uplifted without making you too paranoid or sleepy. With dark green and purple flowers frosted to perfection, this hybrid is sure to amaze and makes a great addition to any movie night. So open up that netflix and prepare to chill as this strain leaves most physically sedated but mentally focused. You might prefer to enjoy a nice book instead but, whatever you choose, remember: life is like gelato, enjoy it before it melts!

Blueberry OG
Indica

A multi-award winning Indica that lives up to the hype. Smelling of Pine Trees and Berries enters this body-melting mix of DJ Short Blueberry and OG Kush. The tangy taste of berries and pinewood aroma will excite your senses as the effects of this Indica removes all worry and doubt from within. Despite the low cerebral effects Blueberry OG is loved for its strong body high that goes beyond couch-locked and approaches couch-fused. One struggles to perceive where the self ends and the couch begins in this state. It’s almost the same feeling you get after enjoying a stack of blueberry pancakes, Sleepy and satisfied. This can be a great experience for veteran tokers and newbie doobies too. Just be sure to have snacks close by.

Dirty Squirt
Indica

First things first, don’t be mad at us, we didn’t name it and we can’t change it. Let’s try and act like adults here, seriously this isn’t middle school. Dirty Squirt is a powerhouse indica strain whose complexity only adds to the allure. Its soft, fluffy buds contain a flowery pastoral fragrance like waking up to a freshly cut bouquet. You’ll be stunned by the thickness of the red hair-like stigmas flowing through each frosty peak of each hand-trimmed bud. Picture an attractive redhead sitting lonely at the end of the bar. Before you say hello, pause and notice hints of zesty citrus followed by enduring notes of musky Greenwood. Dirty squirt is known to induce a functional but laid-back experience like a creative and calm state of composure. This Indica offers energy to rock out on the dance floor plus the confidence not to care how dumb you look. So we guess it’s kinda like middle school ;)

Shocktane
Indica

This heady and aromatic indica has some of the frostiest buds we’ve seen here at District Derp! Prepare yourself for a seriously pungent cultivar with a truly peaceful ride. With Shocktane, you will experience a profound bliss and complete peace of mind after using this potent indica. Enjoy the subtle peppery scent and spicy and herbal flavors. Great for the end of a long day or for a superbly tranquil night.

MAC 1
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mac 1, also known as "The MAC," is a hybrid strain that crosses Alien Cookies F2 with Miracle 15. If you like upbeat yet mellow highs, this is the strain for you. This has a super citrusy aroma with a hint of funkiness to it. These dense nugs are covered in a nice layer of milky white trichomes 🤤. Relaxing the muscles while stimulating the mind and enhancing cerebral activity are some of the effects of this incredible strain. Very versatile in its usage, MAC 1 is great for tackling one’s hobbies as creativity has been sparked, while others like to use it to lounge in front of the TV or play video games. Whichever task you pursue on The MAC, you may very well have a calm but fun time.

Georgia Pie
Balanced Hybrid

We thought we were done but we brought it back for a fourth time ! This cross of Gellati and Kush Mints is too good to pass up. Georgia Pie has a sweet citrus and pine smell with a wonderful sweet flavor. The high is smooth and relaxing, offering you the chance to unwind from the stressors of the day. Enjoy this one ANYTIME! Spark up some Georgia Pie before moments of intimacy to spice it up 😉

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About Our Edibles

Not your roommate’s brownies! Our edible gifts are here to shake things up and take your tastebuds to the next level.  Here at District Derp®, we are adding some serious oomph to some beloved classics, as well as whippin’ up the next generation of elevated delights. Made with only lab-tested infusions and artisanal ingredients, these hand-crafted treats are made with the chocolate–, caramel–, cookie–, canna-connoisseur in mind. Each piece is thoughtfully & precisely dosed, so you can say sayonara to the guessing game and hello to peace of mind! With the Roaring 20’s 2.0 well under way, it’s high-time for edibles that are just as decadent and dependable as the Samantha Jones we know and love 😏✨

Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (65 mg THC)
(65 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (65 mg THC)
(65 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Strawberry Apple Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (65 mg THC)
(5 mg THC / gummy)

Gourmet strawberry apple gummy bears. ** Limited to three per order. **

Classic S'mores Cookie - 1 Cookie (65 mg THC)
(65 mg THC / cookie)

Your favorite, now with a campout twist! A graham cracker cookie packed with dark chocolate-chunks and topped with a toasted marshmallow. Sprinkled with graham cracker crumbs and fleur de sel, this is the ultimate way to elevate your adventures, both indoor and out! ** Limited to three per order. **

Sour Berry Punch Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (65 mg THC)
(5 mg THC / gummy)

These ones are a knock-out! A District Derp original flavor, these Gummy Derps are a tantalizing combo of juicy watermelon, succulent strawberry, and rad raspberry. A sweet-then-sour experience that is sure to delight 😈 ***Limited to three (3) per order***

Mini Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (20 mg THC)
(20 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite mini, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Premium Edibles

Strawberry Blossom Cookies - 9 Cookies (90 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / cookie)

Beautiful and buttery, these strawberry spritz cookies are to die for. They melt in your mouth and take what used to be a traditional Christmas cookie and added some serious flair and spring vibes. Bet ya' can't have just one! These light, small cookies are great for those looking for some flexibility in their dosing. **Limit of two per order**

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About Our Prerolls

So fun, we couldn’t gift just one! To ensure an exceptional canna-experience every time, our strain-specific 1 gram prerolls are crafted using our own raw, organically grown, unrefined hemp paper and are machine packed with our premium flower to ensure even burn and optimal airflow.  We use buds only and our materials go through an extensive sifting process, so no stems or shake here! Pair a pack with a DD Clipper® lighter to complete your toke-to-go kit!

Blueberry OG
Indica

A multi-award winning Indica that lives up to the hype. Smelling of Pine Trees and Berries enters this body-melting mix of DJ Short Blueberry and OG Kush. The tangy taste of berries and pinewood aroma will excite your senses as the effects of this Indica removes all worry and doubt from within. Despite the low cerebral effects Blueberry OG is loved for its strong body high that goes beyond couch-locked and approaches couch-fused. One struggles to perceive where the self ends and the couch begins in this state. It’s almost the same feeling you get after enjoying a stack of blueberry pancakes, Sleepy and satisfied. This can be a great experience for veteran tokers and newbie doobies too. Just be sure to have snacks close by.

Jealousy
Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Jealousy is what others will feel when you talk about this evenly balanced hybrid strain. Fans of Jealousy often note a tart and sour taste along with a sharp and somewhat spicy aroma. Discover within each deep purple and amber bud an earthy, funky fragrance. Breaking down this dense flower evokes a lavish feeling akin to popping ripe juicy grapes off of the vine. Reported effects of this strain include relaxation, giggles, arousal, energy and brain fog. Like a Swiss Army knife, Jealousy can be useful in many different settings, particularly a lazy afternoon or a fun night in.

Purple Sugar Cookies
Balanced Hybrid

This strain glistens with crystal trichomes and produces a nostril-pleasing aroma of brown sugar, vanilla and berries. The sweet sugary vanilla flavor with a buttery coffee flavored exhale just makes this smoking experience that much better. Purple Sugar Cookies is an evenly balanced hybrid made from a three-way cross of Crystal Gayle, Blue Hawaiian and Sensi Star. The Purple Sugar Cookie high is just as addicting as the flavor, with full-bodied effects that are great for ending a long and stressful day.. The high starts with a euphoric lift that will leave you feeling happy and relaxed without any change in energy. As this high builds and builds, you'll start to fall into a sleepy sedative state that often ends in a nice long nap.

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