Blue Haze - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Also known as Blueberry Haze, this indica-dominant hybrid was created through a delicious cross of Blueberry and Super Silver Haze. Feelings of euphoria, and cerebral stimulation are common, as are bouts of creativity. Smoking too much at once could lead to overwhelming psychedelic effects and feelings of paranoia. It is an ideal choice for those who are suffering from stress and anxiety, chronic pain, and migraine headaches. In small doses, this can be smoked at any time of the day, but wait till the evening before you start cheefing.

Clementine - 1mL
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

This energizing sativa dominant strain is a cross of Tangie and Lemon Skunk. It inherits a lot of its terpene profile from its “parents” -- sweet and citrusy. Great for wake and bakes. Additionally, you can try just a bit for some extra calm and focus as you try to get that creative project done. Add a burst of fruitiness to your day with Clementine.

Durban Poison - 1mL
Sativa

It’s name comes from the African port city of Durban, where it originated nearly 50 years ago. DP is a serious sativa that will instantly have your head sky-high while leaving your body behind with no body fatigue — making this the perfect daytime toke. It’s got a nose of sweet fruit, mint, and a bit of earth.

Fruity Pebbles - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

With its sugary and fruity taste, you’ll soon see why this one has been dubbed Fruity Pebbles! Originally a cross of Granddaddy Purple, Tahoe Alien, and Green Ribbon, the Fruity Pebble strain of today can differ from grower to grower. This one falls on the more indica side of the spectrum and is best enjoyed on an afternoon off. White Fruity Pebbles will leave you a bit spacey, the peace of mind and tranquility that accompanies it is well worth the occasional forgotten sentence. We suggest relaxing activities, such as meditating, a light hike, or a gentle yoga session.

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Bubblegum OG
Balanced Hybrid

Wow, will this one take you back! It’ll take you back to your childhood and the sweet, chewy candy that made it so special. The sweet taffy aroma that permeates off of these buds is just marvelous. Instead of blowing bubbles, you’ll be blowing smoke rings, enjoying time spent chatting with your newly vaccinated friends. As your cerebral high begins, leaving you in a euphoric daze – not quite focused, but not that distracted, your tight muscles will begin to loosen up as your stress fades away.

Georgia Pie
Balanced Hybrid

Georgia Pie has a sweet citrus and pine smell with a wonderful sweet flavor. The high is smooth and relaxing, offering you the chance to unwind from the stressors of the day. Enjoy this one ANYTIME! Those suffering from anxiety and depression may especially find relief from Georgia Pie, as it has earned rave reviews for improving mood. Enjoy during intimate moments to spice it up ;)

Gorilla Glue
Balanced Hybrid

This is a cross between Chem’s Sister and Chocolate Diesel. This heavy-hitting hybrid will sweep you off your feet in a state of euphoria before leaving you “glued” to the couch. An excellent strain to engage in cerebral activities with, we recommend watching that movie you’ve been eyeing or dive into that podcast your bestie shared with you. With a strong scent of pine and diesel and a subtle earthiness, this strain will take you up high where your head’s in the sky and your worries are far behind.

Lava Cake
Indica

With a high as sweet as its taste, Lava Cake is sure to put you in a great state of mind. A delicious cross of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Grape Pie, this indica will impart an immediate sense of relaxation. Lava Cake starts in the head before spreading to the rest of your body, but don’t think this one will have you on the couch immediately. An excellent strain for attentive listening, you may find yourself communicating more effectively and connecting more deeply. A warning though: you’ll soon be drawn to the couch as you settle into a gentle reverie.

Modified Grapes
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

This cross between GMO x Purple Punch is nothing short of amazing. The buds emit a light green color with dark purple hues throughout. The pungent scent of pine and notes of citrus will dance around your nose. This heavy high will leave you in complete relaxation preparing you for a beautiful night’s sleep. Better than a glass of wine at the end of the night to wind down and get ready for those intimate moments.

Wedding Crashers
Sativa

Let this one crash your party! One hit and you’ll be feeling chatty and uplifted. Conversations are more compelling; music is more melodious; you’ll definitely be the life of the party just like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn! PIney with a hint of citrus, dried fruit, and notes of diesel fuel. Our new favorite to take on adventures out of the house.

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Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Jammin' Derp Bars - 1 Bar (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / bar)

Browned butter oat bars with raspberry preserves, sprinkled with toasted crumbles. Irresistibly delicious. Try to only have a bite. ** Limited to three per order. **

Derp Caramel Bites - 5 Caramels (50 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / caramel)

Goat’s milk caramels infused with a bit of honey and sprinkled with fleur de sel. This balances toffeed sweetness with the bright acidity of fresh goat's milk. An absolutely delectable choice. ** Limited to three per order. **

Strawberry Apple Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg THC)
(4 mg THC / gummy)

Gourmet strawberry apple gummy bears. ** Limited to three per order. **

Blue Raspberry Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg THC)
(4 mg THC / gummy)

Bring back your childhood favorite with our gourmet blue raspberry gummy bears with edible glitter. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite mini, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Premium Edibles

Big Bitchin' Brownie (80 mg THC)
(80 mg THC / brownie)

Your favorite childhood treat with a District Derp® twist. With a perfectly crackly crust, we call it the "Goldilocks brownie" because it's not too cakey and not too fudgy - it's juuuust right. With pulverized chocolate chunks, you just can't get enough. Truly irresistible. ** Limited to two per order **

Strawberry Blossom Cookies - 8 Cookies (80 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / cookie)

Beautiful and buttery, these strawberry spritz cookies are to die for. They melt in your mouth and take what used to be a traditional Christmas cookie and added some serious flair and spring vibes. Bet ya' can't have just one! These light, small cookies are great for those looking for some flexibility in their dosing. **Feel free to get as many packs as you'd like as there is NO LIMIT on this item.**

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Bubblegum OG
Balanced Hybrid

Wow, will this one take you back! It’ll take you back to your childhood and the sweet, chewy candy that made it so special. The sweet taffy aroma that permeates off of these buds is just marvelous. Instead of blowing bubbles, you’ll be blowing smoke rings, enjoying time spent chatting with your newly vaccinated friends. As your cerebral high begins, leaving you in a euphoric daze – not quite focused, but not that distracted, your tight muscles will begin to loosen up as your stress fades away.

Georgia Pie
Balanced Hybrid

Georgia Pie has a sweet citrus and pine smell with a wonderful sweet flavor. The high is smooth and relaxing, offering you the chance to unwind from the stressors of the day. Enjoy this one ANYTIME! Those suffering from anxiety and depression may especially find relief from Georgia Pie, as it has earned rave reviews for improving mood. Enjoy during intimate moments to spice it up ;)

Gorilla Glue
Balanced Hybrid

This is a cross between Chem’s Sister and Chocolate Diesel. This heavy-hitting hybrid will sweep you off your feet in a state of euphoria before leaving you “glued” to the couch. An excellent strain to engage in cerebral activities with, we recommend watching that movie you’ve been eyeing or dive into that podcast your bestie shared with you. With a strong scent of pine and diesel and a subtle earthiness, this strain will take you up high where your head’s in the sky and your worries are far behind.

Wedding Crashers
Sativa

Let this one crash your party! One hit and you’ll be feeling chatty and uplifted. Conversations are more compelling; music is more melodious; you’ll definitely be the life of the party just like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn! PIney with a hint of citrus, dried fruit, and notes of diesel fuel. Our new favorite to take on adventures out of the house.

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