Animal Cookies - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

A cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Fire OG, Animal Cookies is one heavy hitter. With just one pull you’ll taste lemon and pine, with a wave of relaxation washing over you almost immediately. Be prepared for mental and physical bliss with this one, but know that it will be accompanied by some serious couch-lock. A great choice if you’re looking to ease some aches and pains or stimulate your appetite - be ready with some snacks!

Blue Haze - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Also known as Blueberry Haze, this indica-dominant hybrid was created through a delicious cross of Blueberry and Super Silver Haze. Feelings of euphoria, and cerebral stimulation are common, as are bouts of creativity. Smoking too much at once could lead to overwhelming psychedelic effects and feelings of paranoia. It is an ideal choice for those who are suffering from stress and anxiety, chronic pain, and migraine headaches. In small doses, this can be smoked at any time of the day, but wait till the evening before you start cheefing.

Clementine - 1mL
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

This energizing sativa dominant strain is a cross of Tangie and Lemon Skunk. It inherits a lot of its terpene profile from its “parents” -- sweet and citrusy. Great for wake and bakes. Additionally, you can try just a bit for some extra calm and focus as you try to get that creative project done. Add a burst of fruitiness to your day with Clementine.

Girl Scout Cookies - 1mL
Hybrid

This cross between OG Kush and Durban Poison is famous. You can really taste sweet chocolate with a finish of nutty earthiness. Great for those suffering from chronic pain or nausea. Feel your body buzzing with delight as you slip into a state of cerebral euphoria. Not for the faint of heart as its effects are long lasting.

Maui Waui - 1mL
Sativa

Ride the waves of euphoria with Maui Waui, a cross between Hawaiian and an unknown strain. With an intense fruit punch and pineapple flavor, both you and your taste buds will be wide awake - a true delight to start the day off with. This one will have you embodying the Aloha spirit and treating yourself and others with love, compassion, and respect. A great strain for those looking to add some energy and good vibes to their day, Maui Waui is known to help those struggling with depression and anxiety.

Poison Haze - 1mL
Sativa

The strain is a cross between African landrace Durban Poison and staple sativa Haze is energizing and will really get the creative juices flowing. It has a rich citrus smell and taste that is complemented by herbal and diesel notes. TBH, it is not too great for focus, but you will be quite gregarious and sociable after a toke of this.

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Gelatti
Balanced Hybrid

Get ready to VIBE. With Gelato and Biscotti OG as its parents, Gelatti is a balanced hybrid that’ll keep you grooving all afternoon long. This strain is a sweet, piney smoke that’ll have you walking on air. Whether you’re trying to get s*** done or looking to liven up your next park hang, Gelatti is sure to lift your spirits and provide you with a mellow buzz.

Georgia Pie
Balanced Hybrid

Georgia Pie has a sweet citrus and pine smell with a wonderful sweet flavor. The high is smooth and relaxing, offering you the chance to unwind from the stressors of the day. Enjoy this one ANYTIME! Those suffering from anxiety and depression may especially find relief from Georgia Pie, as it has earned rave reviews for improving mood. Enjoy during intimate moments to spice it up ;)

Modified Grapes
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

This cross between GMO x Purple Punch is nothing short of amazing. The buds emit a light green color with dark purple hues throughout. The pungent scent of pine and notes of citrus will dance around your nose. This heavy high will leave you in complete relaxation preparing you for a beautiful night’s sleep. Better than a glass of wine at the end of the night to wind down and get ready for those intimate moments.

Wedding Crashers
Sativa

Let this one crash your party! One hit and you’ll be feeling chatty and uplifted. Conversations are more compelling; music is more melodious; you’ll definitely be the life of the party just like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn! PIney with a hint of citrus, dried fruit, and notes of diesel fuel. Our new favorite to take on adventures out of the house.

Zkittles
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Zkittlez is indica-dominant but don’t let that fool you. It is known for its ability to both relax the body while stimulating the mind, bringing on uplifted inspiration. It is super fruit forward and It improves mood, while simultaneously relieving tension in the muscles and joints. This one is known to help reduce stress, pain, depression, and even fatigue while also stimulating the appetite.

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Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Jammin' Derp Bars - 1 Bar (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / bar)

Browned butter oat bars with raspberry preserves, sprinkled with toasted crumbles. Irresistibly delicious. Try to only have a bite. ** Limited to three per order. **

Derp Caramel Bites - 5 Caramels (50 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / caramel)

Goat’s milk caramels infused with a bit of honey and sprinkled with fleur de sel. This balances toffeed sweetness with the bright acidity of fresh goat's milk. An absolutely delectable choice. ** Limited to three per order. **

Strawberry Apple Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg THC)
(4 mg THC / gummy)

Gourmet strawberry apple gummy bears. ** Limited to three per order. **

Sour Watermelon Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg THC)
(4 mg THC / gummy)

Gourmet sour watermelon gummy bears with edible glitter. Great for brightening up any occasion. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite mini, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Premium Edibles

Big Bitchin' Brownie (80 mg THC)
(80 mg THC / brownie)

Your favorite childhood treat with a District Derp® twist. With a perfectly crackly crust, we call it the "Goldilocks brownie" because it's not too cakey and not too fudgy - it's juuuust right. With pulverized chocolate chunks, you just can't get enough. Truly irresistible. ** Limited to two per order **

Derp Oreo Cake Balls - 5 Balls (75 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / ball)

Can't decide between cookies and confections? You don't have to! These white-chocolate-covered cake balls feature a filling of rich chocolate cake / brownie and crushed OREOs topped with our signature sprinkles. ** Limited to two per order. **

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Biscotti MAC
Balanced Hybrid

Europe’s favorite cookie comes to DC for a visit! This cross between Biscotti and MAC makes for one heck of a party. There is a sweet earthiness about this particular strain that is simply intoxicating. Prepare cause Biscotti MAC has arrived!

Georgia Pie
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

A phenotype of Wedding Cake, this is a cross between Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie. Get ready to get derpy because this one will have you feeling a little silly and creative at first. You’ll definitely want to dance like no one is watching and will be vibing to your favorite music. The high that starts in your forehead and makes its way down your body is intoxicating, making you come back for more. Piney and sweet, with a high terpene content.

Wedding Crashers
Sativa

Let this one crash your party! One hit and you’ll be feeling chatty and uplifted. Conversations are more compelling; music is more melodious; you’ll definitely be the life of the party just like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn! PIney with a hint of citrus, dried fruit, and notes of diesel fuel. Our new favorite to take on adventures out of the house.

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