Durban Poison - 1mL
Sativa

It’s name comes from the African port city of Durban, where it originated nearly 50 years ago. DP is a serious sativa that will instantly have your head sky-high while leaving your body behind with no body fatigue — making this the perfect daytime toke. It’s got a nose of sweet fruit, mint, and a bit of earth.

Dutch Treat - 1mL
Balanced Hybrid

Dutch Treat is a strain made by crossing Northern Lights with Haze. This strain produces cerebral effects that will leave you feeling uplifted and will brighten up even the worst of days. It does this all while reducing stress and relaxing the mind, allowing you to focus on your heart’s center (your Anahata chakra), for all you yogis out there. The flavor profile here is amazing, featuring smells like sweet fruits mixed with pine and eucalyptus. Its ability to help alleviate fatigue, pain, and PMS, makes it greatly sought after in the medical market. This particular strain originates from Amsterdam (Oh yea!), which is where the Derps first learned about it.

Jack Herer - 1mL
Sativa

Jack Herer, is a sativa-dominant strain that has gained as much renown as its namesake, the cannabis activist and author of “The Emperor Wears No Clothes”. It was created by combining a Haze hybrid with a Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk. It has a spicy, earthy and piney nose and flavor. This strain will leave you blissed out, clear-headed, and ready to create something awesome.

Skywalker OG - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

If you’re hoping for an intergalactic adventure, Skywalker OG will be your co-pilot. It will make you one with the force. Loose and limber you will become. This flower smells piney, gassy, and a bit earthy – a strong, wonderful smell that you’ll pickup from across the room. Ideal for chronic pain and extreme stress. While classified as an indica, this strain lends itself to mellow social situations extremely well, as it is a true conversation enhancer. Get ready to settle in for the fantastic night in with your best buds and enjoy the ride Skywalker OG will take you on.

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Jungle Mints
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Jungle Mints is a hybrid cross of Durban Poison and OG Kush; it’s also a phenotype of the legendary Girl Scout Cookies strain. It has notes of earthiness, eucalyptus, and pine providing you with minty and refreshing taste in your mouth. Due to the high psychoactivity associated with this strain, it is not for novice users. It will leave you feeling euphoric, relaxed and focused. It is great for bubble baths, couch crashing, and red-eye flights and provides medical patients with pain relief, appetite stimulation, and decreased inflammation. In small doses, one might even notice a boost of creative productivity.

Modified Grapes
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cultivated by Tuttman, this cross between GMO x Purple Punch is nothing short of amazing. The buds emit a light green color with dark purple hues throughout. The pungent scent of pine and notes of citrus will dance around your nose. This heavy high will leave you in complete relaxation preparing you for a beautiful night’s sleep. Better than a glass of wine at the end of the night to wind down and get ready for those intimate moments.

Pie Hoe
Balanced Hybrid

This cross between Tahoe OG and Grape Pie is amazing. You can smell the pungent gassiness and fruitiness that give this strain its unique bouquet and flavor. The effects of this strain are extremely uplifting, though you will eventually crash into a state of blissful relaxation and near-sedation. We feel it is akin to feeling like your worries are melting away. This strain is great for decreasing inflammation and alleviating pain.

Yuck Mouth
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Welcome to the world of complete and utter relaxation and pain relief. This powerful and exquisite combination of Do Si Do and GMO Cookies makes for a wonderful night of rest, relaxation, and relief from all stressors or pains. It has a great nose full of diesel and citrus fruit with a little bit of garlic at the end. Don’t let the name fool you, this one is delicious. Overdoing it with Yuck Mouth can potentially shift you from focusing to staring, so choose wisely 😉

Zkittlez
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Zkittlez is indica-dominant but don’t let that fool you. It is known for its ability to both relax the body while stimulating the mind, bringing on uplifted inspiration. It is super fruit forward and It improves mood, while simultaneously relieving tension in the muscles and joints. This one is known to help reduce stress, pain, depression, and even fatigue while also stimulating the appetite.

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Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Derp Caramel Bites - 5 Caramels (50 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / caramel)

Goat’s milk caramels infused with a bit of honey and sprinkled with fleur de sel. This balances toffeed sweetness with the bright acidity of fresh goat's milk. An absolutely delectable choice. ** Limited to three per order. **

Derp S'mores Cookie - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Your favorite, now with a campout twist! A graham cracker cookie packed with dark chocolate-chunks and topped with a toasted marshmallow. Sprinkled with graham cracker crumbs and fleur de sel, this is the ultimate way to elevate your adventures, both indoor and out! ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Edibles

Mini Derp S'mores Cookie - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Your favorite, now with a campout twist! A graham cracker cookie packed with dark chocolate-chunks and topped with a toasted marshmallow. Sprinkled with graham cracker crumbs and fleur de sel, this is the ultimate way to elevate your adventures, both indoor and out! ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Premium Edibles

Big Bitchin' Brownie (80 mg THC)
(80 mg THC / brownie)

Your favorite childhood treat with a District Derp® twist. With a perfectly crackly crust, we call it the "Goldilocks brownie" because it's not too cakey and not too fudgy - it's juuuust right. With pulverized chocolate chunks, you just can't get enough. Truly irresistible. ** Limited to two per order **

Blueberry Blob Cookies - 8 Cookies (80 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / cookie)

In celebration of the newest District Derp pup, Finn, we're bringing you these seriously scrumptious blueberry spritz cookies. They melt in your mouth and take what used to be a traditional Christmas cookie and add some serious summer vibes. These light, small cookies are great for those looking for some flexibility in their dosing. **Feel free to get as many packs as you'd like as there is NO LIMIT on this item.**

Strawberry Blossom Cookies - 8 Cookies (80 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / cookie)

Beautiful and buttery, these strawberry spritz cookies are to die for. They melt in your mouth and take what used to be a traditional Christmas cookie and added some serious flair and spring vibes. Bet ya' can't have just one! These light, small cookies are great for those looking for some flexibility in their dosing. **Feel free to get as many packs as you'd like as there is NO LIMIT on this item.**

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Ice Cream Cake
Indica

This is a cross between of Wedding Cake with Gelato #33. This strain has a creamy almost vanilla scent that will delight your nose and your tastebuds alike after smoking. Be prepared because a bite of this Ice Cream Cake may just put you out. Ice Cream Cake is ideal for night time use when you have nothing important to do except watch TV, eat some delicious munchies, and fall asleep. Great for those intimate moments.

Jungle Mints
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Jungle Mints is a hybrid cross of Durban Poison and OG Kush; it’s also a phenotype of the legendary Girl Scout Cookies strain. It has notes of earthiness, eucalyptus, and pine providing you with minty and refreshing taste in your mouth. Due to the high psychoactivity associated with this strain, it is not for novice users. It will leave you feeling euphoric, relaxed and focused. It is great for bubble baths, couch crashing, and red-eye flights and provides medical patients with pain relief, appetite stimulation, and decreased inflammation. In small doses, one might even notice a boost of creative productivity.

Lemon DoSi Face
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

This cross of Lemonheads, Do Si Do, and Faceoff OG is an olfactory delight. Smelling of lemons and other ripe citrus fruits, with hints of floridity. This one is great for watching movies, going out to the farmer’s market, relaxing, and chatting with friends. Beware of the cotton mouth!

Modified Grapes
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cultivated by Tuttman, this cross between GMO x Purple Punch is nothing short of amazing. The buds emit a light green color with dark purple hues throughout. The pungent scent of pine and notes of citrus will dance around your nose. This heavy high will leave you in complete relaxation preparing you for a beautiful night’s sleep. Better than a glass of wine at the end of the night to wind down and get ready for those intimate moments.

Rainbow Driver
Balanced Hybrid

Rainbow Driver is a cross of two real knockouts, Sundae Driver and Zkittlez. The epitome of a balanced hybrid, this one is an even 50/50 sativa and indica split. With its fruity, floral taste and smell, Rainbow Driver is one pleasurable, smooth smoke. Its lineage means a nice mix of cerebral high and whole-body relaxation, perfect for both a night in or an afternoon out. A great strain for stress, acute anxiety, and migraines/headaches.

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