Blue Dream - 1mL
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Also known as Azure Blue, Blue Dream is one strain whose history is shrouded in mystery. It’s flavor-packed, beautifully balanced, and stimulating. As the high builds you fall into an ultra-relaxed state, leaving you feeling hazy and totally calm. This numbing sensation will find you pain-free and ready for any task.

Maui Waui - 1mL
Sativa

Ride the waves of euphoria with Maui Waui, a cross between Hawaiian and an unknown strain. With an intense fruit punch and pineapple flavor, both you and your taste buds will be wide awake - a true delight to start the day off with. This one will have you embodying the Aloha spirit and treating yourself and others with love, compassion, and respect. A great strain for those looking to add some energy and good vibes to their day, Maui Waui is known to help those struggling with depression and anxiety.

Pineapple Express - 1mL
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

This hard hitting hybrid will provide a long-lasting energetic buzz perfect for productive afternoons and creative escapes. Though not as hard hitting as the movie, this strain will have you floating in no time. Both stimulating and calming, this bud will lift your mood and your productivity,

Runtz - 1mL
Balanced Hybrid

Runtz is a rare hybrid by Cookies. It's made by crossing Zkittlez with Gelato. This one won Leafly’s Strain of the Year, 2020. Smooth, fragrant, and absolutely delicious. This strain produces euphoria, uplifting your mood, making it a great strain to treat depression.

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Jungle MAC
Indica

Bred by Capulator, Jungle MAC is a unique cross of White Fire (WiFi) x Miracle Alien Cookies (aka MAC). Jungle MAC is a gorgeous flower with a pungent, gassy musk with some sour citrus highlights. The strong medicinal and pain-fighting effects are ushered in with a pungent earthy aroma that is amplified by flavors of sour citrus fruit. This strain is great before bedtime, helping you relax, decompress, and find balance (spiritually that is). Known for its ability to relieve post-pandemic adjustment anxiety ;)

Modified Grapes
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

This cross between GMO x Purple Punch is nothing short of amazing. The buds emit a light green color with dark purple hues throughout. The pungent scent of pine and notes of citrus will dance around your nose. This heavy high will leave you in complete relaxation preparing you for a beautiful night’s sleep. Better than a glass of wine at the end of the night to wind down and get ready for those intimate moments.

Orange Creamsicle
Sativa

This cross between Orange Crush and Juicy Fruit will rock your socks! It’s the bee’s knees. It’ll get you dancin’ like no one’s watchin’. Orange Creamsicle’s overwhelmingly flavor and pungent aroma will be sure to keep you coming back for more. This hybrid strain, as the name suggests, has a strong citrus flavor and is used to treat nausea and anxiety. We do not suggest this one before bed. Instead, break it out for early afternoon use.

Runtz Cake
Balanced Hybrid

Get ready to ease every part of yourself with this balanced hybrid. A cross of the sweet Zkittles with the creamy Gelato, Runtz Cake is a smooth smoke that’ll have your evening starting off right. The fruity and sweet taste make for a delicious inhale, one worth savoring. You’ll feel your mind ease into a state of relaxation, leaving you remarkably clear-headed and capable of flowing through a nuanced conversation or movie. Make sure you’re somewhere you can move and rest comfortably - your body will soon be able to release any lingering tension, especially if you are able to go through some leisurely stretching or massage session. This is definitely the strain to enjoy the slower pace of an evening in.

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Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Jammin' Derp Bars - 1 Bar (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / bar)

Browned butter oat bars with raspberry preserves, sprinkled with toasted crumbles. Irresistibly delicious. Try to only have a bite. ** Limited to three per order. **

Derp Caramel Bites - 5 Caramels (50 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / caramel)

Goat’s milk caramels infused with a bit of honey and sprinkled with fleur de sel. This balances toffeed sweetness with the bright acidity of fresh goat's milk. An absolutely delectable choice. ** Limited to three per order. **

Strawberry Apple Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg THC)
(4 mg THC / gummy)

Gourmet strawberry apple gummy bears. ** Limited to three per order. **

Sour Watermelon Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg THC)
(4 mg THC / gummy)

Gourmet sour watermelon gummy bears with edible glitter. Great for brightening up any occasion. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite mini, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Premium Edibles

Big Bitchin' Brownie (80 mg THC)
(80 mg THC / brownie)

Your favorite childhood treat with a District Derp® twist. With a perfectly crackly crust, we call it the "Goldilocks brownie" because it's not too cakey and not too fudgy - it's juuuust right. With pulverized chocolate chunks, you just can't get enough. Truly irresistible. ** Limited to two per order **

Derp Oreo Cake Balls - 5 Balls (75 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / ball)

Can't decide between cookies and confections? You don't have to! These white-chocolate-covered cake balls feature a filling of rich chocolate cake / brownie and crushed OREOs topped with our signature sprinkles. ** Limited to two per order. **

Strawberry Blossom Cookies - 8 Cookies (80 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / cookie)

Beautiful and buttery, these strawberry spritz cookies are to die for. They melt in your mouth and take what used to be a traditional Christmas cookie and added some serious flair and spring vibes. Bet ya' can't have just one! These light, small cookies are great for those looking for some flexibility in their dosing. **Feel free to get as many packs as you'd like as there is NO LIMIT on this item.**

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Bubblegum OG
Balanced Hybrid

Wow, will this one take you back! It’ll take you back to your childhood and the sweet, chewy candy that made it so special. The sweet taffy aroma that permeates off of these buds is just marvelous. Instead of blowing bubbles, you’ll be blowing smoke rings, enjoying time spent chatting with your newly vaccinated friends. As your cerebral high begins, leaving you in a euphoric daze – not quite focused, but not that distracted, your tight muscles will begin to loosen up as your stress fades away.

Gorilla Glue
Balanced Hybrid

This is a cross between Chem’s Sister and Chocolate Diesel. This heavy-hitting hybrid will sweep you off your feet in a state of euphoria before leaving you “glued” to the couch. An excellent strain to engage in cerebral activities with, we recommend watching that movie you’ve been eyeing or dive into that podcast your bestie shared with you. With a strong scent of pine and diesel and a subtle earthiness, this strain will take you up high where your head’s in the sky and your worries are far behind.

Larry OG
Indica Dominant Hybrid

Larry OG, aka Lemon Larry or Sour Larry, is the wind down strain you didn’t even know you needed. A cross of the beloved OG Kush and SFV OG, Larry OG has a very herbal odor and taste. There are notes of spice, especially cinnamon. Larry OG at first is excellent for a walk – a head high rushes up to your temples, making you feel like you’re walking on air. Soon after, you will find yourself snuggling into the couch with this wonderful addition to the Gift Guide.

Modified Grapes
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

This cross between GMO x Purple Punch is nothing short of amazing. The buds emit a light green color with dark purple hues throughout. The pungent scent of pine and notes of citrus will dance around your nose. This heavy high will leave you in complete relaxation preparing you for a beautiful night’s sleep. Better than a glass of wine at the end of the night to wind down and get ready for those intimate moments.

Orange Creamsicle
Sativa

This cross between Orange Crush and Juicy Fruit will rock your socks! It’s the bee’s knees. It’ll get you dancin’ like no one’s watchin’. Orange Creamsicle’s overwhelmingly flavor and pungent aroma will be sure to keep you coming back for more. This hybrid strain, as the name suggests, has a strong citrus flavor and is used to treat nausea and anxiety. We do not suggest this one before bed. Instead, break it out for early afternoon use.

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