Gorilla Glue #4 - 1mL
hybrid

This is a cross between Chem’s Sister and Chocolate Diesel. This heavy-hitting hybrid will sweep you off your feet in a state of euphoria before leaving you “glued” to the couch. GG4 shares a lot of Chocolate Diesel’s attributes, like its notes of, obviously chocolate, but also of coffee, and a bit of diesel.

Super Lemon Haze - 1mL
Sativa

SLH is filled with lemony aromas (from the terpene Limonene) that make for a mellow high that begins in the body but quickly flows to the mind. Energetic and social, this hybrid can be great daytime medication for eliminating fatigue, anxiety and stress.

LA Confidential - 1mL
Indica

LA Confidential is the cross between OG LA Affie and a pure landrace Afghani Indica. It has a skunky aroma with a hint of pine. Its strong effects make it great for easing chronic aches and pains. Additionally, it’s ideal to relieve stress and anxiety.

White Widow - 1mL
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

An excellent choice for chatty social use, this one will hit you quickly with its cerebral effects. A puff or two will release a burst of euphoria and energy, stimulating conversation and creativity. One of the most popular strains out there, White Widow has been carried in every Dutch coffeeshop since the 90’s!

SFV OG - 1mL
Indica

San Fernando Valley OG is an indica with a pungent lemon scent with pine and undertones of chemicals. Its taste is earthy as well as citrusy. A body buzz will start in your lower spine and spread throughout your body, leaving you completely relaxed and slightly sedated.

Blue Dream - 1mL
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Also known as Azure Blue, Blue Dream is one strain whose history is shrouded in mystery. It’s flavor-packed, beautifully balanced, and stimulating. As the high builds you fall into an ultra-relaxed state, leaving you feeling hazy and totally calm. This numbing sensation will find you pain-free and ready for any task.

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Sunshine Daydream
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Perfect for afternoon use, this one will make your day job or trip to the farmer's market that much better. Sunshine Daydream’s high creeps up slowly. Smokers are lulled into comfort with increasing waves of physical relaxation. The high begins in the head, behind the eyes, and eventually spreads down through shoulders and limbs, often provoking the desire to grab the nearest seat. This makes it a great strain for relief of headaches or migraines. Soon, users may find that breathing is easier or that muscular tension has been alleviated. It offers a dreamy mindset that leaves users uplifted and sociable, but a little more hazy than cerebral and exciting. Has a wonderful skunky bouquet with hints of fruit and herbs.

Gorilla Glue #4
Well-Balanced Hybrid

This is a cross between Chem’s Sister and Chocolate Diesel. This heavy-hitting hybrid will sweep you off your feet in a state of euphoria before leaving you “glued” to the couch. GG4 shares a lot of Chocolate Diesel’s attributes, like its notes of, obviously chocolate, but also of coffee, and a bit of diesel. However, you also get some citrus and herbal notes as well.

Colorado Chem
Well-Balanced Hybrid

Stressful job got you down? Maybe the upcoming election has you on edge. Look no further than Colorado Chem. Though the lineage is kept secret, many believe that CC is of Afghan, Thai, or US origins. It won the 2014 Denver Cannabis Cup’s People’s Choice award. This hybrid provides the best of both worlds with a deep, relaxing body high and a clear mind. Smelling of citrus fruit with some note of herbs and pepper this strain will delight the senses.

Icicles
Indica

First with its saccharine, intoxicating aroma of grape and diesel, this strain immediately captures your attention. The high is an interesting yet pleasant juxtaposition, as it leaves you with potent, almost dizzying cerebral sensations and a sense of inspiration. At the same time, you’ll be totally chill and frozen to your spot on the couch. Its duality makes it a solid choice for any time. But, weather advisory: smoking too much of this in the morning may mean you have to give yourself a snow day.

Papaya
Indica

Bred by Nirvana seeds, this fruity strain will induce a heavy calm, making it great for anyone experiencing the jitters, hyperactivity, or problems focusing. It is a cross between Cintral No. 13 and Ice No. 2. Some have reported a burst of creative energy as well after consumption.

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Edibles

Jammin' Derp Bars - 1 Bar (55 mg)
(55mg / bar)

Browned butter oat bars with raspberry preserves, sprinkled with toasted crumbles. Irresistibly delicious. Try to only have a bite.

Derp Caramel Bites - 5 Caramels (50 mg)
(10mg / bite)

Goat’s milk caramels infused with a bit of honey and sprinkled with fleur de sel. This balances toffeed sweetness with the bright acidity of fresh goat's milk. An absolutely delectable choice.

Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg)
(4 mg / gummy)

Cannabis-Infused homemade strawberry-apple gummy bears.

Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg)
(55mg / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with flaked sea salt.

Mini Edibles

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Premium Edibles

Derp Pumpkin Pie Truffles - 5 Balls (75 mg)
(15mg / Truffle)

These Pumpkin Pie Truffles are here to satisfy any pumpkin spice craving you might have. Bright, sweet pumpkin comes together with a delicate hint of white chocolate and notes of cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, in one smooth, satisfying package. Finished with a thin layer of white chocolate and sprinkled with crushed homemade graham crackers, this limited-edition treat is not to be missed!

Derp Oreo Cake Balls - 5 Balls (80 mg)
(16mg / ball)

Can't decide between cookies and confections? You don't have to! These white-chocolate-covered cake balls feature a filling of rich chocolate cake / brownie and crushed OREOs topped with our signature sprinkles. Pack of 5 — about 16 mg per ball

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