Girl Scout Cookies - 1mL
Hybrid

This cross between OG Kush and Durban Poison is famous. You can really taste sweet chocolate with a finish of nutty earthiness. Great for those suffering from chronic pain or nausea. Feel your body buzzing with delight as you slip into a state of cerebral euphoria. Not for the faint of heart as its effects are long lasting.

Fruity Pebbles - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

With its sugary and fruity taste, you’ll soon see why this one has been dubbed Fruity Pebbles! Originally a cross of Granddaddy Purple, Tahoe Alien, and Green Ribbon, the Fruity Pebble strain of today can differ from grower to grower. This one falls on the more indica side of the spectrum and is best enjoyed on an afternoon off. White Fruity Pebbles will leave you a bit spacey, the peace of mind and tranquility that accompanies it is well worth the occasional forgotten sentence. We suggest relaxing activities, such as meditating, a light hike, or a gentle yoga session.

Blue Haze - 1mL
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Also known as Blueberry Haze, this indica-dominant hybrid was created through a delicious cross of Blueberry and Super Silver Haze. Feelings of euphoria, and cerebral stimulation are common, as are bouts of creativity. Smoking too much at once could lead to overwhelming psychedelic effects and feelings of paranoia. It is an ideal choice for those who are suffering from stress and anxiety, chronic pain, and migraine headaches. In small doses, this can be smoked at any time of the day, but wait till the evening before you start chiefing.

Grapefruit - 1mL
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

A great wake-and-bake strain, this is definitely a fruit to include in your breakfast. Grapefruit is a cross of Cinderella 99 and an unknown landrace sativa, making its sativa characteristics shine through. One hit will have you energized, euphoric, and ready to take on your day. A great strain for stress, anxiety, and depression.

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Flower

Gorilla Glue #4
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

This is a cross between Chem’s Sister and Chocolate Diesel. This heavy-hitting hybrid will sweep you off your feet in a state of euphoria before leaving you “glued” to the couch. An excellent strain to engage in cerebral activities with, we recommend watching that movie you’ve been eyeing or dive into that podcast your bestie shared with you. With a strong scent of pine and diesel and a subtle earthiness, this strain will take you up high where your head’s in the sky and your worries are far behind.

Lemon DoSi Face
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

This cross of Lemonheads, Do Si Do, and Faceoff OG is an olfactory delight. Smelling of lemons, mandarin oranges, with hints of floridity. This one is great for watching movies, going out to the farmer’s market, relaxing, and chatting with friends. Smoke too much and you will be couch locked. Beware of the cotton mouth!

Wedding Pie
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

A strain sure to satisfy your need to let go of the day’s stress! Wedding Pie is a cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie, and is known for its fruity and sweet smell and taste. Be prepared to be hit with an immediate wave of bliss and peace with one hit. You may be a little scatterbrained and easily distracted with this one, so save Wedding Pie for those times you’re looking to just chill out.

Yuck Mouth
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Welcome to the world of complete and utter relaxation and pain relief. This powerful and exquisite combination of Do Si Do and GMO Cookies makes for a wonderful night of rest, relaxation, and relief from all stressors or pains. It has a great nose full of diesel and citrus fruit with a little bit of garlic at the end. Don’t let the name fool you, this one is delicious. Overdoing it with Yuck Mouth can potentially shift you from focusing to staring, so choose wisely.

Prerolls

Birthday Cake
Indica-Dominant Hybrid

A phenotype of Wedding Cake, this is a cross between Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie. Get ready to get derpy because this one will have you feeling a little silly and creative at first. You’ll definitely want to dance like no one is watching and will be vibing to your favorite music. The high that starts in your forehead and makes its way down your body is intoxicating, making you come back for more. Piney and sweet, with a high terpene content. **Since this is an informal offering, please ask us about adding this to your order. Two prerolls per pack.**

Wedding Cake
Balanced Hybrid

A cross between Cherry Pie and Girl Scout Cookies (GSC). Cerebral, talkative, camping cannabis; perfect to take with you as you watch the leaves change. Take in the beauty of the world around you with this strain that will send you soaring in euphoria, before the relaxation sets in. Derp's Warning: Avoid decision-making while consuming... ;) **Since this is an informal offering, please ask us about adding this to your order. Two prerolls per pack.**

Jungle MAC
Indica

Bred by Capulator, Jungle MAC is a unique cross of White Fire (WiFi) x Miracle Alien Cookies (aka MAC). Jungle MAC is a gorgeous flower with a pungent, gassy musk with some sour citrus highlights. The strong medicinal and pain-fighting effects are ushered in with a pungent earthy aroma that is amplified by flavors of sour citrus fruit. This strain is great before bedtime, helping you relax, decompress, and find balance (spiritually that is). Known for its ability to relieve existential anxiety. **Since this is an informal offering, please ask us about adding this to your order. Two prerolls per pack.**

WiFi OG
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

An unbelievably smooth smoke, White Fire OG (also known as WiFi OG or simply WiFi) smells of fresh cut flowers and grass, evoking some serious summer vibes, even in the dead of winter. It’s a cross between Turn to WiFi OG on your gloomiest of days, its uplifting effects will have you brimming with positivity and energy. With this boost you’ll feel ready to get sh** done and move forward with those projects you’ve been putting off. Be forewarned, with this surge of energy comes an inability to sit still, so be prepared to get moving! **Since this is an informal offering, please ask us about adding this to your order. Two prerolls per pack.**

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Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Classic Derp - 1 Cookie (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Derp Caramel Bites - 5 Caramels (50 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / caramel)

Goat’s milk caramels infused with a bit of honey and sprinkled with fleur de sel. This balances toffeed sweetness with the bright acidity of fresh goat's milk. An absolutely delectable choice. ** Limited to three per order. **

Jammin' Derp Bars - 1 Bar (55 mg THC)
(55 mg THC / bar)

Browned butter oat bars with raspberry preserves, sprinkled with toasted crumbles. ** Limited to three per order. ** Irresistibly delicious. Try to only have a bite.

Gummy Derps - 13 Gummies (55 mg THC)
(4 mg THC / gummy)

Cannabis-Infused, homemade, strawberry-apple gummy bears. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Edibles

Ready-to-Bake Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Everyone's favorite mini, now fresh out of your oven! Cookie dough, studded with dark chocolate chunks and sprinkled with fleur de sel, that you keep in the freezer until you're ready to bake. ** Limited to three per order. **

Mini Derp - 1 Cookie (15 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / cookie)

Dark chocolate-chunk cookie sprinkled with fleur de sel. ** Limited to three per order. **

Premium Edibles

Strawberry Blossom Cookies - 8 Cookies (80 mg THC)
(10 mg THC / cookie)

Beautiful and buttery, these strawberry spritz cookies are to die for. They melt in your mouth and take what used to be a traditional Christmas cookie and added some serious flair and spring vibes. Bet ya' can't have just one! These light, small cookies are great for those looking for some flexibility in their dosing. **Feel free to get as many packs as you'd like as there is NO LIMIT on this item.**

Derp Oreo Cake Balls - 5 Balls (75 mg THC)
(15 mg THC / ball)

Can't decide between cookies and confections? You don't have to! These white-chocolate-covered cake balls feature a filling of rich chocolate cake / brownie and crushed OREOs topped with our signature sprinkles. ** Limited to two per order. **

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