HOW IT WORKS
1

Profile Creation

Create a profile so we can make sure you receive the most personalized experience and top notch service. It's simple, it's easy, and it helps us understand your needs.

*Very important folks, If your name in your profile does not match the one on ID, we won't be able to service your order. See our FAQ's for more information

2

Peruse the Gallery and Pick Your Experience

Do you prefer paintings that make you ponder like a 'Pollock' or do you take your art with a side of chaos like a 'de Kooning?' Buy a painting alone or enjoy with the customized gift.

3

Pick the Perfect Gift

Once you’ve selected a painting, browse our Gift Guide to pick what item(s) feel right for you. Not sure what to choose, text us!

4

Prove You're Not a Robot

We have a multi-factor authentication system because it's important for us to be 100% compliant and secure at all times. Verify your phone number every time you checkout, and upon clearance, you're free to proceed to checkout and enjoy.

5

Plan your Derp Delivery or Pickup

Coordinate when and where you want to receive your derp delivery or when you'd like to pickup. Safety and convenience are of utmost importance to us and this will always go both ways.

*Only orders over $80 are eligible for delivery

6

Pay and Pay it Forward

Once you've loaded up your cart and checkout, we'll package up your artwork and prepare your gift for delivery. A portion of the sale will go to Homeward Trails. 

Huzzah, Derp Day Made!

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Meet the dog who does it all

This is Sudo, our beloved Alaskan Klee Kai. She is the ‘face’ of our brand and inspiration behind our work.

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“Art can permeate the very deepest part of us, where no words exist.”

—Eileen Miller
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